I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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