i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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