do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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