Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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