xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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