ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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