i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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