the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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