How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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