Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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