Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
How's work?
Spinning.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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