The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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