I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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