i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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