I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize
