never play flip cup with pint glasses
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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