Pappa wants mamma naked
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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