I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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