what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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