you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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