Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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