he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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