im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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