Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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