if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Damn victory sex feels great
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