I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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