I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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