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I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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