Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
