I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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