my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm sobbing to NWA
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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