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we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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