yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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