What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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