This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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