Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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