i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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