we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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