Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I am one with the molecules
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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