So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
