idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
They took my balls.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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