then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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