You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
found the other keg... it's in the tree
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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