I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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