I think I am morally bankrupt
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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