Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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