I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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