We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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