i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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