dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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