In the future we'll all be gay
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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