I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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