ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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