How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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